once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read
this entire episode is a treasure.
me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)
80% of communication is really conveyed through body language. If you want to really know what someone is thinking or feeling, pay attention to the body language.
However, body language means different things in different contexts including culture.
Here is a list of 20 body…